1000 Things We Hate ∞

12 08 2014

Hello everyone,
As you can likely assume, our hate has gone on to other places.  I, nor my co-conspirators, have posted anything in quite a long time.  It seems that longform blogging and our lives have taken us into completely different directions.  As I said on my host site, there is little likelihood that we will ever post anything on this site again.  Additionally, I may decide to completely delete the whole thing.  Start afresh – clean.  It’s sad to see it all burn down after working on this site for nearly 4 years, but it no longer interests me.  Plus, I’d rather not have these posts that I used as a creative exercise and stress reliever, to follow me for that much longer in my life.

I hoped you enjoyed what we had together, and thanks for all the fish.

1000 Things We Hate #248: Slutty Pre-Teens

24 01 2013

There is an appropriate age for everything.  Especially being a slut (assuming anyone can actual be an appropriate slut).

Hmm…do you know what cock is?

As a 22 year old I yearn for the innocence and naivety I had as a child.  It was great when people didn’t laugh when you accidently said something sexually suggestive; when sex wasn’t the first thing on every male’s mind; and when a little girl could be a little girl.

Now little girls are hardly ever allowed to be little girls.  With shows like Toddlers and Tiaras, Cheer Perfection, and Dance  Moms girls wear revealings clothes, fake tans, and gobs of makeup.  It’s all about the sex appeal of  little girls.

Sure, you want to cheer so cheer.  Sure, you want to dance so dance.  But, does a ten year old really need to show off her frilly underwear?  Do eight year olds belong in leather?

Youth is something everyone yearns for after at least thirty.  So, why do we encourage little girls to pretend to be older than they are?  It seems so hypocritical.  If they want to be sluts after they’re 18, then that is their own choice.  Until then, leave them to chose their own mismatched, colorful clothing.   Let them enjoy their youth.

This fresh face is so much cuter.


7 01 2013

Realized this is/would be my 300th post on 1000 Things We Hate.

Things are on the backburner as I get back into school.  I intend to keep on writing, but it’s hard to keep up when you’re in grad school.

Anyway, what better way to celebrate my 300th post than with one of the shittiest movies of the last ten years!?

Zooey Walls

25 12 2012

Not much makes me happier than watching Zooey run into walls:


25 12 2012

Sometimes I just wish I was a goat…

My Nighttime

12 12 2012

Sometimes this is me late at night…

Headache Pinch

16 11 2012

I believe I’ve mentioned my headaches before (I know I have), but today I’m having one of the worst ones I’ve had in a year… but I’m still going to go see The Octopus Project play music live tonight…