1000 Things We Hate #70: Podophobia

16 07 2010

Some fears make sense, this one does not.

What I love to do with people who have even a meager fear of feet is to wipe my feet all over them (usually aiming for their face) because it’s unfair that my feet have to remain hidden from people who just happen to not like them.  I’ll put their hand in a meat grinder as retribution for fearing my feet.  Suck on that, fuckers!

Seriously, what the fuck, people?



3 responses

23 07 2010

You know you had me in mind when you wrote this. .GuoiajevaokjGHghghhh

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